Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

https://xkcd.com/612/

https://xkcd.com/378/

0K boomer

Peak UI

Have you tried swapping in a 21$ SSD?

Well, fku that array indeed.

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Ubuntu has a lot of “snappy” GUI apps as well…

Back when we had to dial ipv4 addresses from memory

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

I’m still waiting for the WHY clause

How about: customer service was dissatisfactory but I don’t blame the representative?

systemd-tmpfiles, inspecting /home/jaromil/: There’s nothing in here but worthless furry porn!

You’re forgetting about the 10th Rule of Acquisition

Please drink verification can.

Well, it certainly doesn’t overflow on 32 bit systems

5318008 .beats since epoch

Magnetized needle + steady hand?

As long as you’ve got a Microsoft account