- Be me.
- Apply for job listing that requires Python experience.
- /home/tootsweet/python_projects/python_genius.py
- Called and invited to team interview.
- Arrive dressed like perfect corporate cog, leather binder in hand.
- “Do you know C#?”
- Listing never mentioned C#.
- Me: “No.”
- “We’re switching from Python to C#.”
- Didn’t get the job.
Later worked with former employees of $aforementioned_employer. They have a terrible habit of hiring in droves, only to lay off half their workforce every few years.

















It’s often that I find myself thinking “it’s pretty surprising how <insert software package source> hasn’t made headlines for distributing malware yet”.
I guess now I can mark one off my list.