I’m a 48yo guy but for what it’s worth, when I don’t masturbate it’s usually a sign of depression.
Once or twice a day sounds normal to me, like going to the toilets.

Satisfying sex will satiate me for much longer than a quick wank though.

I’d comment on my wife but I think her aphantasia and almost complete ignorance of porn makes her particularly uncommon, regarding masturbation.

Architects.

Huffing their own farts.

GitS style yeah!

They are pro athletes, at the very least.

Tell me you never heard of script kiddies…

How much did you bet?

Ah sweet summer child…

Seriously. My colleague does the same shit and it made me so mad until I realised he was on his branch. Then I was like, whatever, as long as you do a proper MR.

Because they weren’t already listening in?

You sound like someone who corrects all the warnings…

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How convenient for someone.

Hmm, sounds like it’s time for the programming djellabah !

I did not know that. But it reeks so much of corpo team building I would not be surprised in the least. Do they do that out on the street, though? My first thought when I saw this was “oh, that must be the hazing for the new recruits! How amusing!”
It was not. It was a daily thing.

I dunno exactly what they sang, but yeah, they would absolutely sing something at the beginning of the day, lined up on the pavement outside their office, with the manager directing like some sort of corpo choral. I guess it’s one of those team building things…

I don’t know exactly what they sing, but yeah, singing together before a shift starts is fairly common over there. Used to see the delivery men do it before taking off for the day. Same with the local estate agent branch down the street where I lived.

I did have actual stand ups once, after coming back from China and all I could think of was “shit I hope they don’t make us sing the corp’s anthem at the end!” like they do over there…

So that’s Agile AOP then.

And I would be the one biting that bait hard because mojibake are like a pet peeve of mine.