

That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.


That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.


The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.


Whatever you do, don’t close port number 2 permanently.
A software tester walks into a bar
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
But I bet he can’t wrap his fingers as easily around your neck.
~(Wasn’t meant to be rude, just in case)~


…asking for a very unhealthy friend…uhm…



To be or not to be, that is…



And back then nobody asked why do we need a mountain sized synthesizer if the children itself make already all the funny noises.


Developer to LLM: I am your father!


It’s two of them, after they discovered 69.


It could be an Auryn. It symbolizes the fucked up circular market flow between software and hardware manufacturers and how their greed is a neverending story.

The ancestors were a bit of A:

and a bit of B:



If you don’t like Mark Zuckerberg, just wait for Mark-II Zuckerberg.


Even more interesting is the rhabdomyolysis caused by massage gun on the thighs deeper down in the article.
Why do the viruses look so tasty?
Sounds like the name of an Arcimboldo painting
