maybe when red state gasoline hits 7.50

yeah but they don’t own their feet

that’s why there is so much negative news about Things That Frighten The Majority. it’s a psyop.

as it should be. PaperClip on my old C64 was feature-rich and it took barely any memory. An empty Word document takes up more room than a Toronto condo and is about as useless.

codename AppleWank

because of near-constant media stories like this one

I’ve heard there are other ways to be sure.

nice server you got there

he’s rolling so fast he’s nearly invisible

They must always know where we are, but we must never know where they are. Funny how that happened while lawmakers stood idly by.

There are also a lot of old stories about people seeing tall slender alien-like creatures. I wonder if there’s a substance that causes that.

Same. This game ate a lot of my quarters. I remember spamming the gravestones and getting turned into a frog. There’s also this one spot about halfway through where if you had the dagger/sword and about 1:30 on the clock you could rapid fire left and right as an ever-increasing number of zombies would come at you faster and faster. I never did get to area 6, let alone clear it.

at the rate they’re building these things, either they’re getting severe kickbacks or someone has the goods on them. I’m not seeing any other justification for building them so insistently.

The Rich.

They celebrate people who got rich without doing real work, and without having real expertise. Of course they will crow about using tools that devalue real work and real expertise.

Don’t worry, the next model they release probably won’t allow you to do that.

None of them have the guts to put CEOs behind bars.

I wonder if their leaderboards have an AI-generated cartoon of a baby polar bear on a barbecue grill.

If it isn’t a fake company I’d be shocked. It’s not like there’s a whole lot of external accountability in the entire business model.

the “Some of you may die” speech by Lord Farquaad from Shrek would be too on-the-nose, tho.