That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

My wife uses one and it has helped her sleep better immensely. Anecdotal, but probably worth a shot.

Now this I can get behind!