FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Doctor, you have to help me! I keep having this dream where I’m a car, but I’m always just stuck in traffic!”

‘Ah yes, the meaning here is quite clear…’

“Is it because of my subconscious dissatisfaction with the meaningless, repetitive grind that my life has become in this techno-hell dystopia?”

‘No no no, nothing like that. It just means you need to pony up the $15.99 monthly to upgrade your REM Ember’s subscription out of Serf Tier.’

Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food

Sorry. No. Real freedom is when cars.