Onions back!

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Add it to the list.

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

If you stopped watching reading the post and kept paying commenting,

FTFY

agents

Yeah, but humans are not very effective at organising humans to act in their best interests in a coordinated and logical manner. I feel that this will be even more of a challenge post-collapse. Some bunkers may get caulked. Most will get left alone.

zero other providers in my area.

Your current ISP:

Finished with animal names. Try Crazy Carrot (LTS).

XFCE or something idk i use Pantheon

Right, because that’s a viable option. Worked so well for smart TVs too.