Let it go man, he is intentionally missing the silver lining here.

Thx fam

This guy fucks

My wife is preggo and the baby looks healthy

I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

Step 1: feed them to a cow Step 2: you now have a fluffy pet cow Step 3: profit

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

When did customers become consumers?

If only our fucking government would do something about this and actually regulate these evil bastards.

I bet you’re fun at parties

I’m not a lawyer but this sounds like a pretty textbook definition of fraudulent business practice to me.

I think our best bet is old green boots on Mount Everest, frozen in time.

Go forth and post memes in your favorite community

Welcome my beautiful new lemmings

I agree. This ad was immediately disgusting, cringy, and deflated my already floundering hope for humanity. Google sucks.

Is that why you turned to drinking, Mr. Duffman?

I think this is probably including unsalted roasted whole peanuts in the shell. They are pretty cheap to buy in big bulk bags. If you want pre-shelled roasted, salted, or seasoned peanuts, you will pay extra for it.

Abolish private health insurance corporations. The middlemen are bleeding us fuckin dry.

Always has been. He’s just giving up hiding it.

Perhaps we can interest you in some gentle tongue lashes?