Has Penny Arcade always been this hideous?

Oh wow. A truely stunning achievement for this small indie studio.

Bethesda can’t even get ladders working in their engine, and y’all were expecting seamless atmospheric re-entry?

Is this an out of season April fools joke?

Can’t tell if this is damning with faint praise, or just an incredible self own

I’ll die before I install Facebook Messenger

Down with sprints! Down with weekly retros! Down with scrum masters! Down with burn down charts! Just give me a feature to work on and a tool to track tickets. Everything else can fuck off.

The only sites I can think of that don’t look like they use css are motherfuckingwebsite.com and bjarne stroustrup’s website.

Any site that uses JS for more than trivial things is going to be a disaster without styling of some kind.

This makes absolutely no sense. Front ends that include JavaScript still use css.

Two miracle batteries in one weekend? Nice.

We never called if statements AI until the last year or so. It’s all marketing buzz words. It has to be more than just “it makes a decision” to be AI, or else rivers would be AI because they “make a decision” on which path to take to the ocean based on which dirt is in the way.

There’s a difference between “this is AI that could be better!” and “this could one day turn into AI.”

Everyone is calling their algorithms AI because it’s a buzzword that trends well.

None of it is even AI, Predicting desired text output isn’t intelligence

We wouldn’t even move the amount by a percent

Doesn’t sound like a senior dev to me. Sounds like someone who thinks they are.

I really want to use Firefox on android, but the swiping gesture sensitivity (google images, closing tabs, etc) makes me unreasonably angry. I have to swipe 3 times just to get it to stick.

And?

Oh this isn’t meant to imply that rich people are smarter than anyone else. More hard to believe in that I don’t want a man with such immense power and wealth to be absolutely stupid. The obvious best choice is no one having a billion dollars.

The only reasonable answer is that Musk is intentionally killing Twitter, which is conspiracy theory levels of dumb.

The only other solution is that the richest person in the world (officially) is this stupid. This is almost harder to believe than a conspiracy to destroy twitter.

Are you this obnoxious to people you meet offline?