My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

I drove seven hours to TN to get maximum totality. The drive home was 14 hours. Just a sea of cars as far as the eye could see.

Worth it.

Another good eclipse map is the one showing the massive traffic jams that start right after local totality

From the 2000s

Wait till you get to movies from the 50a

We live in a boring, ugly, stupid universe.

Whenever we riot we’ll end up with the same bullshit in a few decades.

Humans can’t be trusted to rule themselves.

My job is doing sales engineering for an open source DB company and just last week I encountered a prospect running on Arch.

They also did backups to an external drive they kept in a safe.

Might need the roflcopter

Quite possibly lmao

Can’t have a neighborhood complaining about noise if there’s no neighborhood

The developer mentions wanting to expand in the article

Can do it for expanding a data center

Nah, they’ll have the government eminent domain the houses for pennies on the dollar

And a bunch of random apps for restaurants that you installed to get a discount

Hell, an OS that gave me separate profiles for different pins could be useful for a bunch of things.

A duress PIN should load a normal looking phone so the dumb cops think you complied. Hide the wipe behind texts from your mom and emails from work.

The one good use I’ve seen for it is as a promo vehicle for a sneaker shop

They thought he was real enough to be the MC at one of Bush II’s White House Correspondents’ dinners

I used to work for Oracle and this pleases me. Nobody should have to work for Oracle.

Anything you say to a cop, regardless of whether they read you your rights, can and will be used against you.

Do not ever talk to cops. Don’t answer their questions with more than a polite “I don’t want to talk about my day, sir.” If they keep pressing say “I invoke my fifth amendment right to remain silent and want a lawyer”

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