Bappity

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

I ain’t reading allat

that, or you have to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you haven’t accidentally pressed a button on your keyboard that has inevitably resulted in the total destruction of the directory contents

delightfully horrifying

$ cd ..
$ ls
$ cd ..
$ ls

“hmm yes… everything seems to be in order”

multi step authentication flows that are customizable for each user would be kinda cool if that doesn’t exist already.

not too crazy like two factor authentication, just patterns or puzzles to arrange in different ways.

so every time someone tries to access an account, the authentication process is different every time

my ass searching up any ffmpeg command every time I wanna run them instead of memorizing it or putting it in a text file to reuse

considering the actions of the current administration it would have probably been better to publish this after leaving the US

very cool BUT it has synchronous image loading T_T

loading the instances list destroys my fps

glorified autocomplete

fork bomb still being possible out of the box in a couple of characters is funny to me

bazzinga

tempad

me when I accidentally use the tree command on the root directory:

I do use a VM 👀 tried dual booting a while back but Windows 11 does some weird shit to make it harder that I haven’t bothered to sort out yet

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY WORK

this will be me when I’m finally released from the prison of my work software only being supported on Windows

I love bricking my entire installation by trying to downgrade OpenVPN

because you don’t have to use 💸money 💸 and you can see all its code

I mean it’s in the title of this thread

ffmpeg is a GODSEND. saves me going to those “convert to file type” websites when I can do it locally and so much faster 😩🙏