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Me. I just like to troll without having my trolling sounds indexed by every search engine to ever exist. Why does google have to know the content of all my shitty jokes?

without opposable thumbs

omg this is so ableist against ppl who don’t have opposable thumbs

i just so happen to have both thumbs on the same side what are you saying bro omg omg this is so ableistic

it’s a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

because it’s funny

get it? funny

i said a funny word (“funny”)

dumb

omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg