Mostly that this hasn’t been my experience with Windows for like 20 years.

They might as well bitch about dropping their punch cards.

This was made by someone who has never used either

Can you really not see the difference between the parties?

That’s more of a mental disability

You are unreachable

Good for you, you helped get Trump elected! 👍

They forgot the most important thing: Lead poisoning

I’ve never seen such a perfect user name

I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

I just love this response so much

This puts the win in Windows

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

Remember Google+ circles? =]

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Is-even and is-odd are the stupidest packages ever written. Except for all the others that guy wrote.

They think they can.

At the very least it has some of the same words. And the person marking it as duplicate figured it was probably the same.

You can provide a link to an answer but it’s invariably not to the same question.

I sure didn’t. And now that I’m a senior dev, I was right 😬