I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

COMEFROM is my go to function;

Basically I see two options:

1. This works for advertisers and based on your “profile” you are strongly influenced by the ads shown to you. So might just as well give your data to Meta and Google, who already sell profiled (and not individualised) ads.

2. This doesn’t work for advertisers and you are not strongly influence by the ads shown to you. So the advertisers could just as well put a link somewhere and hope it is found by their target audience.

Also I don’t my browser, my OS or any other core component on my system to be in bed with people who are trying to extract as much money as possible from me.

There are radio stations, financed through ads. And they check if people are listening by calling random persons to ask them what station they are listening to.

So this is a viable business model and nobody is stopping anybody from putting plain pictures and links on sites and just estimate the page visits, but online advertisers want to know more. They always want more.

At the same time, a browser is the essential software to browse the web. So this is as if your TV was like:

Yo, many people mute their TV during commercials and don’t pay attention, which kills the poor networks. So I made a deal with advertisers and will check what your doing, while I provide unmutable ads , but don’t worry, your privacy is very important to us and we only care about providing to you the best TV experience possible.

But don’t worry those are one way mirrors

An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!

So “AI” could be the missing link that will guide us to watering the fields with soft drinks (because of the electrolytes).

Suicide by co…mputer nerd.

Oh yeah? And what if the AI hallucinates stuff like self driving cars within a year or I don’t know, wants us to colonise another planet before we are even able to preserve Earth…

or maybe it suddenly wants to pay a random amount of money for another entirely unrelated company.

I mean, sure it could “run” multiple companies, but the decisions would probably be completely random, like renaming Disney to xXx or something similarly insane.

Nah, I think that makes it pretty clear, that we absolutely cannot afford to replace CEOs with AI!

Windows 3? If you weren’t so old you could have become a Masterjodler69

It did? Which one?

I was wondering if you were joking :D
but apparently I guessed wrong.

I’m using Ubuntu derivatives since many years. I’ve looked at Arch in virtual machines and was very much lost. Even with Manjaro I didn’t get along. I’m still testing EndeavourOS, which looks promising.

So to me, Arch is too much hands on for my lazy ass. However, if you like to nerd yourself into it, it’s awesome (I think).

I don’t know, but I would try a distro that is also recommended for gaming, because you will likely need an up to date version of WINE or something similar.

So maybe endeavour or Pop!_OS?

From my personal (very noobish) experience, it might be necessary to run a virtual machine with Windows. However, this experience is from before the Steam Deck and Proton, which improved the whole software biotope by a lot.

No offense, but I was dumb enough to wonder why they put a space before “:” and thought something must be broken. Obviously, pressing q and Enter (or typing <Enter>) also didn’t work and proved to me that this editor must have crashed in a strange way.

So every time I see vim, it reminds me about my stupidity. The meme eases the pain.